I Need a New Butt! #2020

I Need a New Butt! By Dawn McMillan Ross Kinnaird I Need a New Butt A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end Norman Public SchoolsA young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one
  • Title: I Need a New Butt!
  • Author: Dawn McMillan Ross Kinnaird
  • ISBN: 9780486787992
  • Page: 130
  • Format: Paperback
  • I Need a New Butt! By Dawn McMillan Ross Kinnaird A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end Norman Public SchoolsA young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one Will he choose an armor plated butt A rocket butt A robot butt Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end Norman Public SchoolsA young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one Will he choose an armor plated butt A rocket butt A robot butt Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations Children and parents will love this book no ifs, ands, or butts about it I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny the perfect kid combo Storywraps
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    1. I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review on NetGalley This book was wonderfully hilarious and had me in absolute stitches It s the kind of book which you just have to share with others, regardless of their age it will inevitably bring pleasure and brighten up their day The illustrations are brilliant and greatly add to the story, bringing even comic value to the story too All in all, this was a lot of fun and a fantastic short enjoyable read.It s lovely that the book is q [...]


    2. The title and description piqued my interest enough to download and read this book The first few pages were really funny I actually burst out laughing and ended up reading the book to my son Unfortunately after the first few pages I was not impressed as the boy began his search for a new butt.I m sure there are kids who will love this book but once through was enough for me I have no clue how to even rate a book like this so I m leaving the start rating blank as I m not the target audience for t [...]


    3. I know little kids love to laugh about butts and booties all day long I spend a lot of time with four and five year boys and every other word seems to be poop Even so, I didn t really get this book I think it would be funnier as a birthday or get well card I can t see me using I Need a New Butt as a library read aloud to children.


    4. The artwork is cute But I wouldn t get this book for my child I m not a prude in any waybut I just think this book has no substance It s cutesy, but it s all fluff Like another reviewer said, this would probably be better off as a funny greeting card, but not as a 30 page book.


    5. Potty humor Fun option for teaching children how to read with expressionor simply reading for pleasure D


    6. This is the complete review as it appears at my blog dedicated to reading, writing no rithmatic , movies, TV Blog reviews often contain links which are not reproduced here, nor will updates or modifications to the blog review be replicated here Graphic and children s reviews on the blog typically feature two or three images from the book s interior, which are not reproduced here.Note that I don t really do stars To me a book is either worth reading or it isn t I can t rate it three fifths worth [...]


    7. SUMMARY A young boy notices a crack in his rear end and decides to shop for a new buttVIEW I Need A New Butt is a fun read with a cute rhyme that young readers will enjoy There isn t much point to the story, but inventive children will enjoy dreaming up new butt possibilities for the boy and his father Kids always love stories with naked rear ends remember No, David , but there s not much substance here outside just being a fun readLUSTRATIONS Brightly colored drawings on a white background Some [...]


    8. Originally posted on my blog, ReadLove I need a new butt Mine s got a crack I can see in the mirror a crack at the back How rude That s the kind of response Dawn McMillan s I New A New Butt is bound to get from some moms and dads McMillan s popular story was first published in New Zealand under the polite title I Need a New Bum This quirky little picture book may not be a guide to manners, but it s a far cry from crude Like it or not, you ll be hard pressed to keep from smiling It s cute to see [...]


    9. I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book Anything irreverent concerning body parts or body sounds are always a hit with kids They will giggle, they will laugh and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funnye perfect kid combo I need a new bum Mine s got a crack.I can see in the mirror a crack at the back And so starts the journey for a new and improved crackless, custom made, tailor made behind But what does one do and whe [...]


    10. Full review at thebookshelfgargoyle.wordpress Sept 17 I received a digital copy of this book from the publisher via Netgalley.Ten Second Synopsis A young lad discovers a crack in his butt and sets out to find a suitable replacement.Surprisingly, I actually really enjoyed this book The rhyme was spot on, the illustrations are hilarious and the story had a nice narrative flow Normally, as I said, I m not the greatest fan of bum books because the story can veer off into that particular category of [...]


    11. I Need a New Butt by Dawn McMillian, Illustrated by Ross Kinnaird is rated as a four star I received a free kindle copy of from NetGalley for fair review.I read it as a nighttime story for my favorite boy child He giggled mimicked the actions in the book throughout the reading.It s cleverly written with appropriate rhyming The illustrations are downright cute with rosy cheeks on face butt.This tale is of a little boy who discovers the crack in his butt He wonders how it could have happened He se [...]


    12. Description A young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one Will he choose an armor plated butt A rocket butt A robot butt Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations Children and parents will love this book no ifs, ands, or butts about it Review This book really cracked me up This children s book was so crazy You know how young kids like butt or poot stories This book is not exactly ma [...]


    13. This book is great for kids of any age but I m sure this is PERFECT for any family with little boys I Need a New Butt is by far is my boys 4 6 yr favorite bedtime book They are constantly asking for the bottom book and then they spend the whole time giggling This book is just down right silly, there s not really a point to it which makes it hilarious to them The wording is simple and this book is just long enough to entertain the children without being too long for the parent to enjoy reading t [...]


    14. This is a cute book about a child who notices that his butt has a crack in it This crack MUST mean that his butt is broken and needs to be replaced, he decides He spends the rest of the book thinking about what kind of cool replacement butt he could get until he suddenly notices that his dad s butt has a crack in it as well.I really did like this book It is cute, the pictures are engaging, and I could see reading this to children and having a discussion My only small issue with it was the ending [...]


    15. A hilarious conceit that wears thin after a few pages Because my sense of humor can be very low brow, I cackled at lines like Of course The fart That s what blew my butt apart Split the thing clean in two Now I wonder what to do The rest of the book consists of descriptions of various butt stylings, which grew tiresome for me Plus, all the new butts still had cracks And wasn t that the problem in the first place that the butt was broken because it had a crack But haha I have to remind myself not [...]


    16. My kids found this book absolutely hilarious Anything to do with bums, bottoms, butts etc has them giggling so when they read the first line I need a new butt mine has a crack they were in hysterics.I Need a New Butt is written in rhyme, small amounts of text per page with a cute picture of the little boys bottom, he went in pursuit of answers to what could have happened to make his bottom crack, it was quite the adventure with him imagining the different types that he would like to fix it with. [...]


    17. What happens when you crack your butt You get a new one, of course Dawn McMillan writes a cutely rhyming tale in I Need a New Butt I love the funky rhymes I d like a butt that s safety rated The right butt A knight s butt A butt that s armor plated I know some first and second graders who would giggle their heads off at this book It s funny without being gross or crass Of course The fart That s what blew my butt apart Split the thing clean in two Now I wonder what to do The illustrations are col [...]


    18. I was allowed access to this brilliant book on netgalley in exchange for an honest review A great book, definitely worth taking a look, when a crack in his butt appears the hero explores an amazing range of possible alternatives including arty farty, alien, armour plated, rocket powered you get the idea Brilliant story, told in rhyme with superb illustrations that add to the story every time Boys will love the humour and the pictures, girls will, too I highly recommend this hilarious book


    19. CBZ Book Review For I Need A New ButtWritten by Dawn McMillan Butt Cracks Now that I got your attention I want to tell you about a new release due out September 2014 I never thought I d be reading about butt cracks but I did and I have to say I was impressed The little boy in the story realizes his butt is cracked He goes on a mission to find out why Then he finds out his Dad has one too This is a super cute book that kids will laugh at and enjoy for years to come It very relatable and humorous. [...]


    20. My butt has a crack It s broken I need a new buttIt s a silly premise, even if you can t believe there s a kid who actually thinks his butt is broken This young man goes on a hunt, in his imagination, for the perfect new butt We encounter butts of different colors, painted butts with an accompanying picture of a tiny man painting a mural on the kid s tiny naked butt , a robo butt and a rocket powered butt Sure to get laughs from kids but there s not much else to this picture book.


    21. Knowing how kids are, I know kids will get a kick out of this book I Need a New Butt will make them laugh out loud, as they read about a boy who needs to find a new butt because his has a crack The rhyming story is a quick read with colorful illustrations It s probably best suited for daytime reading than for bedtime stories, as it s likely to give kids a case of the giggles than put them into a sleeping state of mind.Note I received a digital galley of this book through NetGalley.


    22. I was sent a copy of the book for review though Net Galley, as always, all opinions are my own.This book was so much fun I read it with my 2 year old son and now he s running around the house going butt butt butt the sight is nearly as funny as this book is If you have a small child, especially a boy, then this is a must read book.


    23. This book will certainly catch the attention of young boys and I am sure that many fathers won t object to reading it with them After discovering a crack in his butt, a boy hypothesizes over the variety of replacement butts that he has to choose from Fun pictures accompany the frequently rhyming text which will have readers laughing.


    24. Given To Me For An Honest ReviewThis is the best book if you wish to laugh and laugh and laugh some It is about a little boy who discovers he has a crack in his butt and he is on a search for a new butt You and your child will read and read it again and keep laughing while you do so The colors and pictures are bright and clear I highly recommend this for all.


    25. It s safe to say that there isn t nearly enough books about butts out there It s clear to me now that there needs to be .The story itself was delightful and the art complimented it perfectly Which in my experience is a rare occurrence since one side often trumps the other Such a great read for inquisitive minds.


    26. Ok im no prude and I read this and I don t think it is appropriate for kids It says fart I don t know how many times and shows many butts I know the kids see a lot worse but why add crap to there brains.


    27. This is the funniest picture book ever A little boy notices his butt is cracked, so he is in the market for a new one Should it be fancy Maybe he needs a bumper butt The illustrations and story are cute, funny and will keep your kids and you entertained time after time.


    28. Another title that caught my eye on NetGalley This was pretty funny, and I think kids will love it The rhyme gets a little rough in a few spots, which took me out of the story a bit, but the illustrations are captivating and the idea was zany enough to hold my attention.


    29. Loved this hilarious book My kids enjoyed it as much as I did, and we laughed about it well after we were done reading it It has become a quick favorite of my kids I was given this book in exchange for an honest review via Netgalley.


    30. LOL this was hilarious I am definitely going to have to get this one for the library I can hear the children laughing at this little boy on his quest for a new butt because his is cracked.


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